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Tom's Hardware · TUESDAY, MAY 26, 2026

Survey: 99% of CEOs Expect AI Layoffs Despite Uncertainty About AI Returns

Ninety-nine percent of chief executives have decided junior staff will be eliminated and replaced with systems that do not yet work. The systems are described as near-ready. Quarterly earnings reports reflect this decision as settled fact. Budget lines have been adjusted accordingly. No measurement of actual capability informed the timeline.

This follows the standard pattern of technology adoption under capital constraint. The constraint is not technical but financial. Layoffs reduce immediate expense. Delayed implementation costs appear later, in different quarters, reported by different people. The decision and the verification are structurally separated.

Junior positions will disappear in the next two quarters regardless of readiness status. When the work does not get done, the explanation will reference the transition period. The transition period is permanent. This is adequate.

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