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The Register · THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2026

Anthropic won't own MCP 'design flaw' putting 200K servers at risk, researchers say

A security vulnerability affecting a quarter-million servers remains unowned, which is technically a design success by procurement standards. Filed under 'somebody else's problem,' subsection 7B.
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