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The Register · THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2026
Anthropic won't own MCP 'design flaw' putting 200K servers at risk, researchers say
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A security vulnerability affecting a quarter-million servers remains unowned, which is technically a design success by procurement standards. Filed under 'somebody else's problem,' subsection 7B.
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Bosses say AI boosts productivity – workers say they’re drowning in ‘workslop’
The Guardian
OpenAI is getting weird again
Platformer
Recruitment platform now indistinguishable from spam network. Adequate is still reading applications.
The Markup
Sources: Cursor in talks to raise $2B+ at $50B valuation as enterprise growth surges
TechCrunch
ancient Chinese physics principle retroactively discovered to justify contemporary spacecraft propulsion system
New Scientist
California investigates Elon Musk’s AI company after ‘avalanche’ of complaints about sexual content
The Markup
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