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The Markup · WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 14, 2026
California investigates Elon Musk’s AI company after ‘avalanche’ of complaints about sexual content
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State regulators have filed the appropriate forms to investigate whether an AI system's output constitutes actionable sexual content, a distinction our department is still defining. Complaint logged under 'emergent behavior' pending clarification.
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Can we make robots that eat other robots?
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Could AI slow science?
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Supply-chain attack using invisible code hits GitHub and other repositories
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This charming gadget writes bad AI poetry
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