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TechCrunch · FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 2026

Sources: Cursor in talks to raise $2B+ at $50B valuation as enterprise growth surges

A cursor startup is worth fifty billion dollars, which is the amount we've budgeted for cursor-related expenses through 2047. Form 8837-B remains pending.
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