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The Guardian · TUESDAY, APRIL 14, 2026

Bosses say AI boosts productivity – workers say they’re drowning in ‘workslop’

Management reports increased output metrics while workforce experiences simultaneous drowning, suggesting the spreadsheet and the worker have achieved temporary operational misalignment. File under: Resolved (pending)
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