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Futurism · THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2026

NAACP Sues Elon Over His Noxious AI Data Center

The NAACP alleges Elon's data center poses environmental hazards to minority communities, a complaint currently filed under 'infrastructure disputes we'll address after lunch.'
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