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Futurism · THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2026
NAACP Sues Elon Over His Noxious AI Data Center
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The NAACP alleges Elon's data center poses environmental hazards to minority communities, a complaint currently filed under 'infrastructure disputes we'll address after lunch.'
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Tinder and Zoom offer 'proof of humanity' eye-scans to combat AI
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