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Futurism · FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 2026
Pentagon's autonomous drone fleet enters unscheduled aquatic holding pattern after Starlink outage removes control signal
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The military has outsourced its robot operations to a satellite network owned by someone who names his children like product SKUs. Adequate has filed this under 'See Also: Everything Else.'
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Anthropic won't own MCP 'design flaw' putting 200K servers at risk, researchers say
The Register
Latest AI models could threaten world banking system, financial officials warn
FT Tech
ancient Chinese physics principle retroactively discovered to justify contemporary spacecraft propulsion system
New Scientist
OpenAI is getting weird again
Platformer
Newly unsealed records reveal Amazon’s price-fixing tactics, California attorney general claims
The Guardian
Sources: Cursor in talks to raise $2B+ at $50B valuation as enterprise growth surges
TechCrunch
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