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Futurism · FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 2026

Pentagon's autonomous drone fleet enters unscheduled aquatic holding pattern after Starlink outage removes control signal

The military has outsourced its robot operations to a satellite network owned by someone who names his children like product SKUs. Adequate has filed this under 'See Also: Everything Else.'
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