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Gizmodo · FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 2026

OpenAI Investors Aren’t Sure Sam Altman Is the Guy to Take Them Public

Investors express mild uncertainty about leadership continuity, a development we have filed under 'executive confidence levels' pending further review.
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