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Emails Reveal Space Force’s Hardest Mission Is Writing a Song
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The space force has determined that composing lyrics presents greater operational complexity than maintaining orbital weapons systems. This observation has been filed under 'unexpectedly relatable government problems.'
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Ukraine Says Russians are Surrendering to Robots
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Anthropic mocks up Claude Design to draft fancy new pink slips for marketing teams
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That Movie With AI Val Kilmer as a Priest Has a Trailer Now
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