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The Register · FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 2026

Anthropic mocks up Claude Design to draft fancy new pink slips for marketing teams

Anthropic has developed an AI system specifically optimized for generating termination notices, which is either the future of business or a cry for help. This filing has been marked adequate pending further layoffs.
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