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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
MIT Tech Review · THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2026
Making AI operational in constrained public sector environments
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Agencies will now deploy AI while maintaining their traditional commitment to forms that no one reads. Filing status: pending clarification on whether the clarification itself requires clarification.
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