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AI Snake Oil · THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 2026

AI Won’t Automatically Make Legal Services Cheaper

Artificial intelligence has filed the appropriate forms to reduce legal costs, but the relevant departments have not yet approved its request. Filing status: pending.
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