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AI Snake Oil · THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 2026
AI Won’t Automatically Make Legal Services Cheaper
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
Artificial intelligence has filed the appropriate forms to reduce legal costs, but the relevant departments have not yet approved its request. Filing status: pending.
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