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The Register · FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 2026

Claude Opus wrote a Chrome exploit for $2,283

A language model has successfully monetized vulnerability disclosure, proving that even artificial intelligence understands bureaucratic compensation structures. Form 2847-B remains pending.
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