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Futurism · FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 2026
Robot Dogs Patrolling Precious Crops as Food Crisis Deepens
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Mechanical canines now guard sustenance while humanity starves, a solution that checks several boxes in our agricultural contingency filing system. File under: expected outcomes.
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Newly unsealed records reveal Amazon’s price-fixing tactics, California attorney general claims
The Guardian
security consultants express concern regarding anthropic's latest artificial intelligence system designed to identify computer vulnerabilities
Futurism
Novel approach to clearing brain waste shows promise for Alzheimer's
New Scientist
Mysterious 'compound X' clears toxic Parkinson’s proteins from brain
New Scientist
AI Won’t Automatically Make Legal Services Cheaper
AI Snake Oil
Kevin Weil and Bill Peebles exit OpenAI as company continues to shed ‘side quests’
TechCrunch
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