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New Scientist · THURSDAY, APRIL 9, 2026

Mysterious 'compound X' clears toxic Parkinson’s proteins from brain

Compound X has successfully cleared toxic proteins, though we've filed it under both 'promising' and 'requires further review' pending interdepartmental reconciliation.
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