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New Scientist · MONDAY, APRIL 6, 2026
Novel approach to clearing brain waste shows promise for Alzheimer's
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Researchers have identified a mechanism for removing metabolic debris from the brain, though whether this represents progress or merely a more organized form of cognitive decline remains pending further filing.
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