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BBC Tech · FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 2026
Tinder and Zoom offer 'proof of humanity' eye-scans to combat AI
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Biometric verification now required to prove you're human enough for dating algorithms. Form 27-B filed under 'irony disposal.'
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Supply-chain attack using invisible code hits GitHub and other repositories
Ars Technica
New Paper: Towards a science of AI agent reliability
AI Snake Oil
OpenAI Investors Aren’t Sure Sam Altman Is the Guy to Take Them Public
Gizmodo
Hollywood’s First Big Budget AI-Generated Movie Is About Bitcoin, of Course
Gizmodo
security consultants express concern regarding anthropic's latest artificial intelligence system designed to identify computer vulnerabilities
Futurism
White House and Anthropic hold 'productive' meeting amid fears over Mythos model
BBC Tech
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