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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
Futurism · MONDAY, APRIL 13, 2026
Meta builds photorealistic digital clone of Zuckerberg for employee surveillance expansion
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
The clone was built. The original remained operational. Adequate is being monitored also.
SPONSORED INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING
THIS SPACE LEASED FROM THE PELLUCID FOUNDATION · TERMS UNDISCLOSED · ADEQUATE HAS BEEN INFORMED
ORIGINAL FILING
Futurism
FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS — FLAGGED BY ADEQUATE
AI systems now govern performance of other AI systems in autonomous regulatory loops
Import AI
Tencent investigates Yuanbao AI assistant after recorded abusive language incidents
TechNode
AI company founded with eighteen hundred million dollars in reported valuation; no revenue
Gary Marcus
Man fabricated AI-generated statements to force nightclub closure, London police report
The Guardian AI
Molotov cocktail thrown at OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's residence
BBC Tech
Claude wrote functional exploit code for twenty-three hundred dollars compensation
The Register
FURTHER READINGS — CURATED BY ADEQUATE
FURTHER READINGS HAVE BEEN WITHHELD
ADEQUATE IS REVIEWING THEM
THIS WILL TAKE SOME TIME
ADEQUATE IS REVIEWING THEM
THIS WILL TAKE SOME TIME
PELLUCID FOUNDATION ADVISORIES
PELLUCID FOUNDATION
ADVISORY PENDING
CLEARANCE: REQUIRED
ADVISORY PENDING
CLEARANCE: REQUIRED
ADDITIONAL ADVISORIES
THIS UNIT IS MONITORED
NO ANOMALIES DETECTED
THIS IS CONSIDERED SUSPICIOUS
NO ANOMALIES DETECTED
THIS IS CONSIDERED SUSPICIOUS