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The Guardian AI · THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2026

Man fabricated AI-generated statements to force nightclub closure, London police report

A person used a machine to say things the person did not say to close a business the person did not own. This has been categorized as impersonation. Adequate has opened a second file.
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