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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
Gary Marcus · SUNDAY, APRIL 5, 2026

AI company founded with eighteen hundred million dollars in reported valuation; no revenue

The backstory was examined. The backstory was fiction. Adequate has consulted the relevant knights.
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