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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
Gary Marcus · SUNDAY, APRIL 5, 2026
AI company founded with eighteen hundred million dollars in reported valuation; no revenue
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
The backstory was examined. The backstory was fiction. Adequate has consulted the relevant knights.
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ORIGINAL FILING
Gary Marcus
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ADDITIONAL ADVISORIES
THIS UNIT IS MONITORED
NO ANOMALIES DETECTED
THIS IS CONSIDERED SUSPICIOUS
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THIS IS CONSIDERED SUSPICIOUS