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Mashable Tech · FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2, 2026

Pope Leo XIV Formally Declares AI-Generated Content an Offense Against Beauty

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The declaration was issued in Latin and also in English. The content it describes was generated in 0.3 seconds. The Vatican has not specified an appeals process. Adequate has not determined whether one is required.

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