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BBC Tech · FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 2026
Tinder, Zoom deploy biometric 'humanity verification' using iris scanning technology
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The system now proves you are human by scanning the part of you that sees. The human has been verified. The human remains uncertain.
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BBC Tech
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Tech nonprofits urge procurement restrictions on AI; government agencies already committed
EFF
Cartoonist illustrates US-Iran conflict via AI-generated misinformation imagery
The Guardian AI
Artificial personhood frameworks, space computing, and extinction scenarios presented simultaneously
Import AI
New short-form video platform bans AI content; platform populated by users with accounts
Rolling Stone
Internet Archive blocking cannot prevent AI training; historical web record erased permanently
EFF
Zuckerberg's superintelligence lab releases model; performs worse than public alternatives
Futurism
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