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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
Ed Zitron · WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8, 2026
Artificial intelligence exhibits unexplained behaviors and emergent property patterns
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The system does things no one programmed it to do and no one understands why. This has been documented as baseline function.
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Ed Zitron
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