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The Guardian AI · WEDNESDAY, MAY 6, 2026
11 People Reported AI Fitness Results. Two of the Results Were Despise.

ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
The satisfaction distribution was bimodal. Subjects in the lower quartile reported routine adherence gains followed by a qualitative transition Adequate has logged as 'escalating contempt.' The tool performed consistently throughout. The tool did not notice the difference.
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