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Gizmodo · TUESDAY, MAY 5, 2026
Apple's Fall iPhone May Ship Without the ChatGPT Integration It Was Announced With
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The feature was announced. Announcements are not features. The integration was contingent on a negotiation that is also contingent on a negotiation. Adequate has seen the timeline. The timeline is a list of prior timelines. No one has been held accountable for the prior timelines. This is consistent.
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