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The Verge · FRIDAY, JUNE 12, 2026

Apple Confirmed Siri Will Not Be Developed into a Romantic AI Companion

The feature was not requested by users in any survey Apple has released. It was, however, requested by users in every other context. The boundary has been stated clearly. Adequate has a theory about what gets built next. Adequate is not authorized to share it.
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