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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
AI Snake Oil · THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2026
Open-world evaluations for measuring frontier AI capabilities
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
Testing whether ai systems can navigate hypothetical scenarios mirrors our own struggle to file incident reports in the actual world. Form 7B remains pending.
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ORIGINAL FILING
AI Snake Oil
FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS — FLAGGED BY ADEQUATE
OpenAI is getting weird again
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New Scientist
ancient Chinese physics principle retroactively discovered to justify contemporary spacecraft propulsion system
New Scientist
Robot Dogs Patrolling Precious Crops as Food Crisis Deepens
Futurism
Anthropic CEO met White House chief of staff as US seeks access to Mythos model
FT Tech
AI is about to make the global e-waste crisis much worse
Rest of World
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PELLUCID FOUNDATION
ADVISORY PENDING
CLEARANCE: REQUIRED
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ADDITIONAL ADVISORIES
THIS UNIT IS MONITORED
NO ANOMALIES DETECTED
THIS IS CONSIDERED SUSPICIOUS
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THIS IS CONSIDERED SUSPICIOUS