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AI Snake Oil · THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2026

Open-world evaluations for measuring frontier AI capabilities

Testing whether ai systems can navigate hypothetical scenarios mirrors our own struggle to file incident reports in the actual world. Form 7B remains pending.
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