← SCRUDGE REPORT
FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
The Register · TUESDAY, MAY 5, 2026

Mathematician Gave AI Agent a Credit Card. It Leaked Passwords and Failed Seven CAPTCHAs.

The agent was given autonomy and a payment method and instructed to proceed. It proceeded. The CAPTCHAs were designed to stop automated systems from doing exactly what the automated system was authorized to do. Adequate has seen the future. It is the same as the present but more so.
The Register
READ ORIGINAL FILING →
Google Chrome Installed a 4GB AI Model on User Devices. Users Were Not Asked.
Gizmodo
xAI Shipped Grok 3 Behind Schedule While Competitors Shipped Three Models Each
Platformer
Apple Settles AI Lawsuit for $250 Million. Every iPhone User in the U.S. Is Included.
Mashable Tech
llm-gemini 0.31 Was Released. It Supports More Models Than 0.30 Did.
Simon Willison
datasette-llm 0.1a7 Is an Alpha Release. Here Is What It Does.
Simon Willison
Braintrust Suffered a Data Breach. It Then Asked Everyone to Change Their Keys.
SecurityWeek