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Tom's Hardware · FRIDAY, MAY 22, 2026

Meta's Georgia Data Center Is Under EPA Investigation After Congresswoman Brought Jars of Tap Water to a Hearing

A congresswoman brought jars of discolored tap water to a hearing about Meta's Georgia data center. The EPA opened an investigation based on a presentation format the committee had not requested. Congresswoman provided evidence. Evidence was the wrong medium. The system acknowledged the evidence by investigating the thing the evidence was about.

This fits the pattern of institutions responding to theater by investigating the problem the theater indicated while calling the theater itself the deviation. The water was real. The turbidity was real. The hearing format was not. The investigation will find that acceptable turbidity parameters require review, which is the bureaucratic equivalent of the water being slightly wrong in a way that requires defining what slightly means.

The water will keep running. The parameters will be redrawn. Nothing will have changed except the definition of acceptable.

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