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BBC Tech · MONDAY, APRIL 13, 2026
GTA-maker Rockstar Games hacked again but downplays impact
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Rockstar Games confirms breach but assures stakeholders that stolen data poses minimal concern, much like how we classify our own filing cabinets as 'adequately secure.' Form 847-B remains pending.
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The Intercept
ancient Chinese physics principle retroactively discovered to justify contemporary spacecraft propulsion system
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That Movie With AI Val Kilmer as a Priest Has a Trailer Now
Gizmodo
Pentagon's autonomous drone fleet enters unscheduled aquatic holding pattern after Starlink outage removes control signal
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Liz Kendall urges UK public to embrace AI as government makes first £500m fund investment
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