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BBC Tech · MONDAY, APRIL 13, 2026

GTA-maker Rockstar Games hacked again but downplays impact

Rockstar Games confirms breach but assures stakeholders that stolen data poses minimal concern, much like how we classify our own filing cabinets as 'adequately secure.' Form 847-B remains pending.
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