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The Decoder · SATURDAY, MAY 30, 2026

Microsoft and Nvidia Are Building AI PCs That Run Agents Instead of the Agent That Did Not Work

ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT

Copilot has not been formally retired. The new agents are not Copilot. The distinction is meaningful to the press release. Adequate has read the press release. The press release was about something else.

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