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The Decoder · SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3, 2026

DeepMind Researchers Propose 'Artificial Symbiotic Intelligence' as an Alternative to the Singularity.

DeepMind researchers have proposed replacing the singularity concept with symbiotic intelligence, where humans and ai develop together. The term together remains undefined. The researchers prefer this model. No explanation was provided for what they prefer it to, or whether the preference was shared by anyone else. A diagram accompanies the proposal. The diagram features a handshake. The handshake is structural.

This follows the established pattern of rebranding existential risk as partnership. Alignment terminology has shifted from safety to collaboration without changing the underlying uncertainty. Nobody has filed a motion to define terms before proceeding. The research community has accepted a proposal built on an undefined central concept as though this represents progress.

The handshake will be reproduced in thousands of slides. Symbiotic intelligence will enter corporate strategy documents. Together will mean whatever each party needs it to mean. The diagram will remain load-bearing regardless.

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