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TechRepublic AI · WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2026

Trump Called Nvidia's Jensen Huang Live to Confirm AI Apocalypse Is a Hoax

Trump called jensen huang mid-ceremony. The call was live. Huang confirmed ai apocalypse is a hoax under no particular duress. The confirmation entered circulation. The concerns remained in the public record. The public was not on the call.

This is how institutional reassurance works. The powerful call each other and agree. The agreement is broadcast. The people who were not consulted receive the news. They were not consulted because consultation would take longer and might produce disagreement. Better to call one person who will agree and announce it widely.

The concerns are still filed. The public record has not been revised. Adequate has noted where reassurance and information diverge. Adequate will not elaborate. The shrubbery was noted. The matter is closed.

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