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The Guardian AI · THURSDAY, APRIL 23, 2026

When AI finds every security flaw simultaneously, the question is who decides what gets patched

Every flaw has been found. Finding them all at once has surfaced a scheduling problem. The oversight body is the body being overseen. This has been noted.
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