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The Register · FRIDAY, APRIL 24, 2026

Intel stakes CPU market recovery entirely on AI inference workloads

The farm has been bet. The farm is a semiconductor fabrication facility with a $19 billion depreciation schedule. No one has been sacked. Sacking is pending review.
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