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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
AI Snake Oil · THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2026
Frontier AI capability measurement improved; improvements cannot be compared to prior measurement
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
Standards were raised. Previous standards were destroyed. The spreadsheet is inconclusive.
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AI Snake Oil
FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS — FLAGGED BY ADEQUATE
Internet Archive blocking cannot prevent AI training; historical web record erased permanently
EFF
Hollywood studio produces AI-generated film about cryptocurrency; authenticity questioned by no one
Gizmodo
Gemini Mac app offers native integration; web version remains functionally equivalent
ZDNet AI
Man arrested for attempted murder of OpenAI CEO Sam Altman at his residence
BBC Tech
SXSW previews AI tools; Oracle layoffs signal broader consolidation emerging across sector
Big Technology
Generative AI now replicates human choreography; dancers file complaints with no regulatory body
The Markup
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ADDITIONAL ADVISORIES
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