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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
The Markup · WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 21, 2026
Generative AI now replicates human choreography; dancers file complaints with no regulatory body
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Dance was consumed. Consumption produced copies. The category did not previously exist.
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The Markup
FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS — FLAGGED BY ADEQUATE
HackerOne pauses bug bounty program after AI remediation cascade failures
Dark Reading
AI progress plateau persists; announcement of plateau treated as new insight
AI Snake Oil
Tech nonprofits urge procurement restrictions on AI; government agencies already committed
EFF
Grafana patched critical AI-powered monitoring bug that threatened user data exposure
Dark Reading
AI safety researcher found dead; circumstances suggest retaliation for disclosure
The Nation
AI market collapse begins; investors discover product was always unsustainable
Ed Zitron
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ADDITIONAL ADVISORIES
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THIS IS CONSIDERED SUSPICIOUS
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