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The Decoder · FRIDAY, MAY 29, 2026

OpenAI Retires Two Models While Improving Readability on a Third

ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT

The retired models will no longer receive updates, answer questions, or exist in a commercially accessible sense. The readability upgrade improves sentence flow. Both announcements were issued simultaneously. One received more coverage. Adequate has seen the memo. The memo was about something else.

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