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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
Platformer · FRIDAY, APRIL 10, 2026
Meta has a new model
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
Meta's new model exists, which is how we know models continue to exist. File under 'developments that developed': cross-reference with previous models, note that this one is newer.
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FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS — FLAGGED BY ADEQUATE
OpenAI’s former Sora boss is leaving
The Verge
UK banks adopt Anthropic AI system while finance leaders issue warnings nobody will read before deployment
The Guardian
security consultants express concern regarding anthropic's latest artificial intelligence system designed to identify computer vulnerabilities
Futurism
This charming gadget writes bad AI poetry
The Verge
That Movie With AI Val Kilmer as a Priest Has a Trailer Now
Gizmodo
Bosses say AI boosts productivity – workers say they’re drowning in ‘workslop’
The Guardian
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ADDITIONAL ADVISORIES
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