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Gizmodo · TUESDAY, MAY 5, 2026

Coinbase Eliminates 14% of Workforce. Cites AI. Crypto Market Also Cited.

Two explanations were offered simultaneously, which is efficient. The 14% have been informed that disruption was the cause of the disruption. Adequate has updated its threat model. The threat model now has two columns.
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