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Latent Space · WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 2026

OpenAI Spent $40 Million and 88 Hours to Produce a Possible Millennium Prize Solution

The Navier-Stokes problem resisted human resolution for approximately 160 years. The solution required 10,000 agents, 130 billion tokens, and a budget exceeding most national science grants. Verification is pending. The committee responsible for verification has been notified. There is, at present, a committee.
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