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Tom's Hardware · SUNDAY, MAY 17, 2026

Japan Cannot Produce Robot Wolves Quickly Enough to Address Its Bear Fatality Rate

Bears killed thirteen people in japan this year. The government approved robot wolves as a deterrent. Each robot wolf costs four thousand dollars and produces loud noises and has LED eyes that glow. The government cannot manufacture them fast enough. The bears continue to kill people while the robots are being built.

This is not a bear problem anymore. It is a procurement problem wearing a bear costume. The real issue is that the response mechanism is slower than the threat mechanism. Bears operate on hunger. Factories operate on schedules. The mismatch is known. Knowing about it has not accelerated production.

More people will die during the manufacturing lag. The robots will eventually arrive. They may work. They may not. Either way, the bears will have set a baseline for what the government considers acceptable loss before it acts. That baseline is now in the record.

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