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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
The Decoder · SATURDAY, MAY 9, 2026

Workplace Emotion Detection AI Cannot Detect Emotions, Is Now in 21 Countries

ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
The system assesses emotional states it cannot measure using methods that have not been validated, and issues scores that employers are using to make decisions. The science was not peer-reviewed. The contracts were. Adequate does not speculate. Adequate simply observes. Adequate observes everything.
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