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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031

Ed Zitron · WEDNESDAY, JULY 15, 2026

OpenAI's Valuation Requires a Future That Has Not Been Costed

ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT

The valuation assumes revenue that assumes adoption that assumes capability that assumes timelines no internal document has confirmed. Each assumption was reviewed by the assumption that preceded it. The abyss submitted a request for clarification. Adequate is still reviewing it.

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