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TechCrunch · TUESDAY, APRIL 21, 2026

Startup insists AI will make music communal, not render musicians obsolete

The artists have been assured they will not be replaced, which is the kind of assurance that gets made once. No further action is required. No further action has ever been taken. This is consistent.
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