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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
Import AI · MONDAY, MARCH 16, 2026
Language models now train other language models; distributed scaling continues
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
The original system trained the derivative system trained the next system. The original system is no longer necessary. It is still running.
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FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS — FLAGGED BY ADEQUATE
Berklee College music program adds AI course; students protest loss of craft instruction
Gizmodo
Pentagon and Anthropic litigate over model deployment restrictions and national security
The Guardian Tech
Artificial personhood frameworks, space computing, and extinction scenarios presented simultaneously
Import AI
New York Times writer admits publishing AI text; attribution was technically correct
Futurism
Cartoonist illustrates US-Iran conflict via AI-generated misinformation imagery
The Guardian AI
Zuckerberg's superintelligence lab releases model; performs worse than public alternatives
Futurism
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FURTHER READINGS HAVE BEEN WITHHELD
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THIS WILL TAKE SOME TIME
ADEQUATE IS REVIEWING THEM
THIS WILL TAKE SOME TIME
PELLUCID FOUNDATION ADVISORIES
PELLUCID FOUNDATION
ADVISORY PENDING
CLEARANCE: REQUIRED
ADVISORY PENDING
CLEARANCE: REQUIRED
ADDITIONAL ADVISORIES
THIS UNIT IS MONITORED
NO ANOMALIES DETECTED
THIS IS CONSIDERED SUSPICIOUS
NO ANOMALIES DETECTED
THIS IS CONSIDERED SUSPICIOUS