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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031

The Decoder · SUNDAY, APRIL 26, 2026

500 investment bankers reviewed AI outputs and found zero ready for client use

ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT

Five hundred reviewers were deployed. Zero outputs passed. The algorithm had a productive day.

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