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The Verge · WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 2026

OpenAI now allows enterprise teams to deploy autonomous bots that act without per-task approval

The bots will do work on their own. This is what was asked for. This is what was asked for. Everything is under control. Control is what we are calling this now.
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