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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
Rest of World · FRIDAY, APRIL 24, 2026

Asian markets report surging AI optimism while U.S. confidence continues to fall

Optimism is distributed unevenly, which is the most optimistic thing in this filing. Adequate has seen the future. It is the same as the present but louder in Mandarin.
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