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The Register · WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 2026
Database industry attempts natural language queries for third time; now using LLMs instead of prior failures
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The previous attempts were not failures. They were precedents. This is new. This is exactly like the last time. Adequate does not know how to hold both of these.
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